Chagging

An extreme case of lag in which your internet chokes.

Gerald : Oh, Get fucked gay internet fucking chagging piece of shit

Habib : Jump in my VL turbo bro we go buy some kebabs

Gerald : K bro

Habib : Oh my god uleh! My Neons are chagging bro

by Ben111 August 18, 2006

chagging

Chagging is the portmanteau (combination) of choking and gagging. It is usually accompanied by an embarrassing loud, wet sound. Chagging has been referenced by Garfunkel and Oates in their "BJ Song."

I get so embarrassed when I'm giving my boyfriend a blowjob and I start chagging on his cock.

by ftw24 December 27, 2016

Chag

Someone that you do not know, but presume is a jerk.

"Some chag drank the last soda!"

by Chainsaw Dudley April 01, 2003

Chag

The term "Chag" refers to quite simply a cigarette or a cigarillo. This slang term is found mostly across the United States and Canada.

- How you might here the word used -

Professional Context:

Steve: I think I lost my pack of chags.
Rob: Here i'll give you mine.

Unprofessional Context:

Scott: Bro i'm finna bout to rip a chag come gimme a light.
Dylan: Here! (Passes BIC Lighter)

by vincenzoeugenio December 28, 2014

Chag

To slap someone so hard in the face with your erect penis, that everytime they blink they see the silhouette

Rory wants to chag niamh
Rory chagged niamh so hard she could see his dick everytime she closed her eyes

by Mrs Sleeves English Class January 24, 2017

Chag

Choke and gag

I like to make her chag when receiving felacio!

by MurelMd September 14, 2010

chags

n. Actually an acronym, it stands for "Crabs, Herpes, Aids, Gonorrhea, and Syphilis" and is the mother of all sexually transmitted diseases. Contraction essentially equals total genitalia necrosis. Common carriers include crack Ho's, aspiring metrosexuals, niggra'z, and poo pipe perpetrator's. The New England Journal of Medicine states that any and all pharmacological research for cures is pointless. Uber suffering of rectal cheese wire face and the Vader Helmetwith this disease is inevitable.

I dumped my fiancé at the alter, when I noticed she had some sort of cottage cheezy, smegma-dripping stanky chunky puddle of regurgitated afterbirth running out of her vagina, which turned out to be CHAGS. She spontaneously combusted from it 10 minutes later.

by Phenolic December 02, 2003