Check out the chachmop on that chick! Or How'd that date go last night? Good until she pulled here pants off and revealed her chachmop. She need's to trim that chachmop.
(n.) pronounced: chach-mon-gler. ; one who is always superior. This person always wins fights weather it be verbal or physical. One who possesses great wisdom and has a aura of awesome. This person is looked up to and is one whose character exemplifies every desirable trait known to man. This person is one who is familiar with the magic of the wizardry world and is quite possibly related to harry potter. Often times, a chachmongler will hang out with celebrities and is featured on Discovery channel's Shark Week every year.
Those two chachmonglers just DESTROYED that filthy cockmongler!
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.
The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.
The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"
"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."