A certified boy lover is a person who loves one of three boys (or, if you’re lucky, all three) These boys are, Tyler the Creator, Frank Ocean and Steve Lacy. Only hotbitches are boy lovers, so if you find yourself one, hide them in your basement, play Xbox with them, listen to ‘in search of’ and eat donuts while conversing over what church does.
Jay: Damn that girl’s so different and quirky Jae: Yeah, she definitely a certified boy lover, look, she’s listening to Frank right now.
A Certified Lover Boy/CLB is a flirtatious and romantic man that unexpectedly sweeps you off your feet despite your suspicion that he has probably pulled the same moves with a number of women before you. The true test of a CLB is to over-achieve in the bedroom with some… ‘je ne sais qoui’ element to his sexual performance, all the while acting like your boyfriend and making you wonder what your future could be together. Without these qualifications he is not a certified lover boy.
“_____ is more than just one of my lover boys. He is a genuine CLB.”
A certified lover boy is a special type of boy. The term was construed by rapper Drake and is believed to be about his friend Kyle Ball. A certified lover boy is one who easily arouses the finest looking women. Women cream as soon as they lay eyes on a certified lover boy.
Random Babe: OMG is that Kyle Ball.... that’s one sexycertified lover boy if I’ve ever seen one😍