Cerero

A wealthy family from Ecuador , Mexico , Pennsylvania and New Jersey. The Cerero family mostly lives in Illinois with most of their children attending school from kindergarten to college , the Cerero family prospers day to day as both female and male are very intelligent. The most common careers they take are in the medical field , engineering & construction. The Cerero family is rarely heard of or not many people have their last name. That is only because they’re very unique and unrepeatable, you are lucky if you are born into the Cerero family or have a Cerero in your life.

“The Cerero family lives in the U.S”

Cerero by Mat0927 February 4, 2019

Barriage Ceremony 

Barriage Ceremony is the ceremony conducted to unite a Bondage Partnership by with at least 2 individuals (referred to as Bubby & Bifey - Please see Bifey & Bubby definitions by Bifey’s Voice) through a Barriage Ceremony or also known as a Bondage Matrimony. This Barriage unification process can never be ended with a divorce and this partnership is for a lifetime or multiple lifetimes (Please see: Soulmates) in forever lasting love. (Please see: Barriage).

If you feel that: Marriage = Divorce

In a Barriage or Bondage Partnership... Well there is NO Divorce after a Bondage Matrimony (Also known as: Barriage Ceremony) has been completed.

Barriage is important process to conduct if you have been divorced at least once and you feel that marriage = divorce. So an alternative to a Marriage is a Barriage, if you & your partner (Bubby &/or Bifey) chooses to have a “Barriage Ceremony” then there is NO Divorce options available (Also Known as: Bondage Matrimony).

The “Equation” of Barriage is the following:

(Bondage - ondage = B) + (Marriage - M = arriage) = Barriage. Bubby is short for Bondage Hubby & a Bifey which is short for Bondage Wifey.

The “Equation” of Bubby & Bifey is the following:

Bubby <Gender Identifies As Male>:

(Bondage-ondage=B)+(Hubby-H =ubby)=Bubby & Bifey <Gender Identifies As Female>:

(Bondage-ondage=B)+(Wifey-W=ifey)= Bifey

(Please see definitions posted by Bifey’s Voice for the following term & definitions for: Barriage, Bubby and Bifey.)

Bill & Amanda had their Barriage Ceremony on November 28th 2015.

Their Barriage Ceremony was absolutely beautiful and we had a ton of attending the ceremony!

Barriage Ceremony by Bifey’s Voice July 13, 2020

Bondage Ceremony 

Bondage Ceremony is the Matrimony conducted to unite a Bondage Partnership (a.k.a. Barriage) with at least 2 individuals (Also known as: Bubby & Bifey - Please see definitions by Bifey’s Voice) through a Bondage Ceremony or a Barriage Ceremony. This Bondage Partnership unification process can never be ended with a divorce and this Barriage is for a LIFETIME or MULTIPLE LIFETIMES (Please see: Soulmates) in FOREVER lasting love.

In a Barriage or Bondage Partnership: A Bondage Ceremony is an important vow to conduct If you & your partner feel that: Marriage = Divorce. So an alternative to a Marriage is a Barriage, if you & your partner (Bubby &/or Bifey) chooses to have a “Bondage Ceremony” then there is NO Divorce options available. There is NO Divorce after a Bondage Ceremony has been completed.

The “Equation” of Barriage is the following:

(Bondage - ondage = B) + (Marriage - M = arriage) = Barriage.

The “Equation” of Bubby & Bifey is the following: Bubby <Gender Identifies As Male>:

(Bondage-ondage=B)+(Hubby-H =ubby)=Bubby & Bifey <Gender Identifies As Female>: (Bondage-ondage=B)+(Wifey-W=ifey)= Bifey

(Please see definitions posted by Bifey’s Voice for the following term & definitions for: Barriage, Bubby and Bifey.)

William & Amanda had their Bondage Ceremony on November 28th 2015.

Their Bondage Ceremony was absolutely beautiful and they had so many guests attending the ceremony!

Bondage Ceremony by Bifey’s Voice July 30, 2020

Canine Testudine Cerebro Xenograft 

A miraculous life-changing surgery: side effects can sometimes change patient into turtles.

Robins dog came home from his Canine Testudine Cerebro Xenograft surgery as a turtle.

Lily: "How long did you--"
Robin: "Longer than I'm proud of."

Canine Testudine Cerebro Xenograft by anonymous888534 September 7, 2012

celeron 

The perfect, literal example of a piece of shit. This is the absolute worst computer component ever conceived by the hands of man. Sure, it LOOKS good with 2.4-2.7 Gigaherz of speed, but its insanely small L1 and L2 cache, not to mention the INCREDIBLY slow FSB, Celerons are useless. There is lag time for even the most little of tasks. Even though Celerons are made for people who are not computer-savvy and who just like to email and surf the web and do Microsoft Word and stuff, they aren't even good at doing that! Fuck Intel for making it.

Leroy: "Hey, I want a cheap computer. I'm thinking of getting a Celeron processor."

Hugh: "I've had one for 2 1/2 years so far. I've been saving up for a while to get a REAL computer. Trust me, opening FireFox gives me 100% CPU usage and incredible lag time. "More than one application running at a time with ease"? HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH. Yeah, switching between Windows Media Player 11 and FireFox gives me (again) 100% CPU usage and lag. Want to play games? Well, fuck. That's too bad for you. It can't handle StarCraft (8 years old), WoW, or even Call of Duty. "Counter-Strike Source"? Oh, my God. You can play CSS.... if you like 9 frames per second on EVERY FUCKING LEVEL."

Leroy: "Damn... I'd be better off with a Pentium 2"

Hugh: "From now on, don't ever mention Intel products to me.... ever. Just go with AMD."

celeron by LOL, Internet August 17, 2006

celeron 

Quite possibly the worst processors Intel has ever manufactured. It was designed for the sole purpose of creating a processor that didn't cost much. Well whooptideefuck, Intel! Your piece of shit Celeron is so unbelievably slow, any machine that has one in it is instantly branded a piece of garbage, because the very real reality is that Celerons can't power ANY machine, no matter how powerful it is.

Anyone with a Celeron in their computer clearly has no idea what they are doing.

celeron by Lament For The Last Days June 11, 2006

ceterosexual 

someone who experiences sexual/romantic attraction only to nonbinary people.

“Sally is only attracted to nonbinary people, she’s probably a ceterosexual.”

ceterosexual by DarkCrystamite June 14, 2018