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Cerb

Terrible CS:GO Player that camps until the round is over and only gets kills in the last 10 seconds.
That retard is such a cerb! All he does is sit in squeaky till the round ends
by gangmember55 August 6, 2019
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Cerb

To completely pwn in everything you do; to completely obliterate everyone in a game; zYne's master in the Jedi Academy
OMG ITS CERB RUN BEFORE WE ARE DESTROYED!
by patricke October 13, 2008
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Cerb goblin

Since standard income is here to stay, those who never return to work and opt to stay on standard income will be referred as Cerb goblins.
"yeah I get it he's got a new Moncler, jokes on you girl he's a cerb goblin"

"An army of Cerb goblins surviving on weed, videos games and porn until the end of time".
by skarleetch January 28, 2021
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Cerb_Deposit_5.0

The cerb that cycles every month with $10000.0
Cerb_Deposit_5.0 is already here
by Cody5050 May 21, 2023
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Cerberus Lick

When your ball-sack touches the toilet bowl water.
Dude I just took a massive shit, and I got the Cerberus Lick, real bad. Now my balls are itchy.
by Black Konda January 17, 2022
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Cerberus

An organisation in the Mass Effect Universe. Known for it's anti-alien and supposedly pro-human policies. Headed by an individual known only as The Illusive Man (real name Jack Harper).

It claims to promote purely human interests to give Humanity it's "Rightful" place in the galaxy. Also termed a Human Supremacist organisation. Is infamous for terrorism on a galactic scale against all non-humans as well as for unethical scientific experiments and dangerous research.

Cerberus supports the principle that any methods of advancing humanity's ascension are entirely justified, including illegal or dangerous experimentation, terrorist activities, sabotage and assassination. Cerberus operatives accept that these methods are brutal, but believe history will vindicate them.

Cerberus is one of the many enemies the player will face when playing the first and third games in the Mass Effect series. Curiously, they aid the player in the second game.

This organistaion maintains it's secrecy through a number of fronts, including political parties, aerospace industries, electronics corporations, charitable interests, etc. to cover up it's more questionable activities. Is believed to be enormously well-funded, normally through these front corporations as well as from wealthy human benefactors sympathetic to it's ideals.

They are easily recognizable by their white-yellow-black armour and uniforms, as well as their diamond-like logo.
- "Cerberus IS humanity! Strength for Cerberus is strength for every human!" = The Illusive Man
- "Our goal is the advancement and preservation of humanity. Nothing more, nothing less." = Miranda Lawson, Cerberus Officer
- "Earth first!" - Terra Firma Party, a front organisation for Cerberus
- "I need a better reason than 'It has scales' to go kill something." - Unknown Human criticizing Cerberus methods
by Logical Fellow May 22, 2013
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Cerberus

The three headed dog that guards the gates of hell.
Fear the wrath of Cerberus.
by 13 March 26, 2003
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