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Centrifecal

The force by which life spins too hard for you keep all this shit to yourself anymore.
Things in her life had been going wrong so consistently over the last several months that she could no longer resist the long contained centrifecal force of her own silence, and blurted out the unpleasant details to anyone who would listen.
by tenshihi December 7, 2019
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cuntrifical force

The force surrounding all women that draws you in.
Dude, your so pussy whipped, Katie has you mesmerized with her cuntrifical force.
by Da shock and Aweizzle October 1, 2003
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Centrifugal Bumble-Puppy

An advanced, consumerist form of tetherball played by the children in Aldous Huxley's novel, Brave New World.
You can't play Electro-magnetic Golf according to the rules of Centrifugal Bumble-puppy.

The Director and his students stood for a short time watching a game of Centrifugal
Bumble-puppy. Twenty children were grouped in a circle round a chrome steel tower.
A ball thrown up so as to land on the platform at the top of the tower rolled down
into the interior, fell on a rapidly revolving disk, was hurled through one or other of
the numerous apertures pierced in the cylindrical casing, and had to be caught.
by ikemen boogie August 10, 2009
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Centrifugal Confusion

That awkward thing where you and another person are face to face in a hallway and can't get around each other.
Pardon me ma'am It seems we a had a bit of a centrifugal confusion.
by SCVNGR August 24, 2015
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Centrifuckle force

A substitute for sexual intercourse, but better than old school masturbating. When you swing your gigantic penis at illegal orgasmic speeds, entering orgasm as your penise's momentum causes you to enter full orgasm. Does not require the use of hands, so you can do it while eating and listening to your favourite song. Best do it outside where cleaning is not necessary.
Timmy: "Hey did you just Masturbate?"

Peter:" Nah bro, that's doing it old school."

Timmy: "??"

Peter: " Look, you just swing your dick until it reaches centrifuckle force!"

Timmy: "That sounds messy"

Peter; " No, it actually keeps your hands clean."
by Mikey Spikey October 26, 2017
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Centrifugalbumblefuck

When you go around and around and around and around so many times that you finally disappear up your own asshole.
"Did you see that Apolo Ohno guy on the ice rink? He kept going around the ring until he pulled a centrifugalbumblefuck!"
by Wankaaaaaaaaaa' March 2, 2010
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centripetal

(noun) - a physical force acting upon an object that opposes centrifugal force, thus forcing an object to the center. The word originates from the roots centri (meaning center) and petal (like a flower). Centri.....petal, kind of like Sesame Street.
Nick tried to tell is friends at the Harley Davidson Cafe that centripetal was a word, but because nobody believed him, he had to go home and let google prove his point for him.
by Dr. Albert Einstein December 26, 2005
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