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That dude is FUCKING HILAROUS... I mean seriously this guy will do or say anything to make you laugh. He hates seeing you sad, and when he does, he will crack jokes to lighten your day. But don't let his niceness fool you, if you mess with him or the people, he loves OHHHH you're done. He yells pretty loudly and will make your ears hurt. If you have a Centola in your life, don't let go of him. He is funny, loyal, sweet, and caring. A Centola will always take your side without listening to the whole story.
You: My day was horrible, I lost a lot of money from betting, and this dude kept pissing me off, so I beat him up
Centola: How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles.
You: that joke was so stupid it made me laugh😂
Centola by That_one_ronaldo_fan December 22, 2024
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A "cunt" of a greater magnitude.

A very "cunty" person
"Tracy slept with her sisters man.. what a cuntola"
cuntola by DB January 13, 2005

cuntolatry 

The worship of cunts. Kneeling before a cunt and going down on it like muslims kiss the ground with their heads.
The moron suffers from cuntolatry.
cuntolatry by gewgaw February 26, 2010

centoaddison 

@centoaddison is an absolute queen. They are so inspiring, I absolutely love them. If your user is @centoaddison on tiktok then we love you and we already know that your stunning.
Person 1: Do you know you who @centoaddison is?
Person 2: Yep, I love them.
Person 1: They should have 100k followers already.
Person 2: Definitely, everyone go follow them!
centoaddison by kalyakk September 14, 2021

Centoligist 

One who mixes perfume or cologne to achieve a brand new cent.
Wow, Aeyla, you're like a crazy centoligist! You smell great!
Centoligist by T2tails January 20, 2022

centorame 

annoying woman that thinks so highly of herself people significantly less educated must be up to date with everything she knows or else they are automatically not qualified for anything they participate in.
"Stop being a total Centorame!"
"I would never act so vile!"
centorame by The Aiden June 6, 2022
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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