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A cell phone so large that it can double as a laptop. A state of the art cellphone that you have to hold with two hands.
I gotta charge my celltop before I can call you.

I have to change purses to accomodate my new celltop.
Celltop by KaoticKimmy-DawnOtheDead October 19, 2013
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Celltography 

Celltography, invented by creative folks (as yourself) who enjoy taking amazing photography by only using....that's right...your cell phone.

Mastered by Bay Area college students and their obsessive use of cell phones, Celltography should be a field of study.
Taking sweet pictures with your cell phone...hence "Celltography"
Celltography by Ivy Dexter July 4, 2011

cellophane 

The plastic wrap around a pack of ciggarettes. A lot of times used as a "baggie" for marijuana.
"Yo, let me get that cellophane for my eighth."
cellophane by MuddyBarkus2 October 2, 2008

Cellophane Complex

When trying to get rid of an unwanted problem in life ie bad habbit, (ex)-girfriend, you cannot get it to leave your life despite trying to shake it off...sticks to you like Cellophane!
Combating alcoholism...you'd get rid of it, if only it didnt stick to you by you drinking every night!...Your having a Cellophane Complex

Relationship...trying to get old girlfriend out of your head and out your life, if only you could stop texting, calling or thinking about her!...Your having a Cellophane Complex
Cellophane Complex by Ali Temple December 7, 2006

cellophone

What you can't call your cell phone, because then how would we be able to distinguish between mobile phones and string-instrument phones?
1.) Hook me up with my cellophone so I can play some Snake.

2.) Hook me up with my cellophone so I can play some Haydn and Boccherini.
cellophone by Vavie March 13, 2004

cellophane prank

A magical illusion created by placing cellophane under a toilet seat Causing urine splash and shit splatter.
I went to take a shit the other day and it splattered all over my ass, I fell for the old "Cellophane Prank."

cellopause 

the temporary halt in the act of love making to answer a cell phone.
I was a bit distracted after the cellopause.
cellopause by Gunkglumb June 9, 2005
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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