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A person who looks at their cell phone and pretends to be texting or that someone is calling them to give the illusion that they have friends.
"That guy is always on the phone, does he have a girlfriend now?"
"No he's a celloner. He's just talking to himself."
celloner by aCanOfSoda August 13, 2009
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cellzone 

a giant soundproof tube with a sliding door u have to stand in if u have to use ur cell phone while ur in the library.

Looks like one of those tubes you put money in at the drivethru bank teller blown up 100X

Very strange, not good for claustrophobic people or people who fart a lot (as they could asphyxiate themselves)
Shit, i gotta go stand in the cellzone to call my boy
cellzone by againagain October 24, 2008
An occasion when a person's pants are tight enough to misconstrue the fact that their cell phone in their pocket is not part of their bone structure because it looks like a protruding bone.
Hipsters wearing skinny jeans with a Sidekick in their pockets looks like they have a cellbone
Cellbone by T. Michael May 17, 2010