Celiac's Disease

An autoimmune disorder that affects upwards of 17 people, with 98% cases occurring in or near affluent, well-to-do, upper-class suburban areas. Causes sufferers to experience symptoms such as:

•whining,

•annoying the people around you who work for a living,
•cramping,

•rash,

•saying "I can't have gluten" until people want to punch you for it
•Hallucinations of having an actual disease
•Shopping at Trader Joe's, unnecessarily
•shifting political views towards the left

Celiac's has never been documented in white-collar or homeless populations, and is mainly self-diagnosed, therefore, very little is known about it.

Tommy: "I bought some donuts!"
Kate: "Do they have gluten? Abby can't have them if they have gluten, she has Celiac's Disease."
Tommy: "The fuck she does."

Celiac's Disease by yalpdrow December 19, 2017

celica supra 

the baddest, most sideways beast ever known to grace the streets of coventry. driven by super john and used to impress cute brown haired girls at sainsburys!

"hey cute brown haired girl at sainsburys, do you like my celica supra?"
"yes, yes i do"

celica supra by greig July 6, 2004