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Commonly used as a godly figure, or a jackass
"Ceejus came down from the heavens and pwned that guy! w00t!"
Ceejus by ToR December 12, 2004
Related Words
Praise Ceejus.
Ceejus by Siddharth Dand March 18, 2004
Coejus has webbed feet and ingrown earballs.
His webbed feet allow him to swim effectively, and his ingrown earballs need to be examined.
coejus by Kojak June 30, 2004

ceedus lapeedus 

What all the coolest kids of the 21st century are saying

Can be used in place of any of the following:

Oh shit
WHAT THE FUCK!
I'm so fucking horny
Niggas be trippin G
Remember when Fergie pissed herself on stage? WASN'T THAT NASTY!
No example is needed friend, get creative.

Oh fuck, apparently the word has to be in the example... ceedus lapeedus
ceedus lapeedus by Spider-Dan August 19, 2007
very ugly and homely. not very popular.
"coejus's morning observations bite the bag"
coejus by I Kid June 22, 2004
a small flightless bird like creature. known to inhabit alpine regions. utilizes strong taloned feet to grab onto rocks for climbing.
In groups they are known as coejii (ii=long i). They usually travel in packs except during mating season when they become solitary and hump anything that moves. Coejii are deadly hunters.
I was attacked by a pack of deadly coejii
coejus by tom July 20, 2004
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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
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Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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