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the divine harmony God wove into creation; the balance of seasons, the triumph of light over darkness, and the call for humanity to live in love, peace, and truth.
Even in the storm, she carried Cealora in her heart — love, peace, and light unbroken.
Cealora by B.B cudjo September 12, 2025
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caloradon 

a person from California who emigrated to colorado, these people are the reason that there are fuckwads in this great state. They usually inhabit the suburbs of denver, parents are corporate robots, and the kids are complete dipshits that are constantly bragging about how awesome california is. also the reason for 99% of the motor vehicle accidents on our highways, good riddance.
california kid- "california is the shit, its the only state were you can surf, skateboard, and snowboard all in same day.

Colorado kid- "well that sucks theres no surf in colorado....douche."

classic example of a caloradon exchange of words
caloradon by Plotbert February 1, 2008
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Celora is a girl of many words. She's incredibly aureate; she'll write you a novel over a simple question, but you'll find yourself far too captivated to not read it. She's notably artistic; composing poems or painting when she has free time while also remaining remarkably diligent in her work and studies. She's a bit of a short stack with a giggly and flirtatious disposition. Those who aren't wary may find themselves enthralled by her allure.
Guy 1: Woah, who's that cutie over there?
Guy 2: Dude, that's Celora.
Guy 3: If she hears you call her that, she's gonna punch you in the face.
Celora by DefinitelyNotGes August 14, 2021

chaloratana 

Sex god, smart asf, racially ambiguous, the all around exemplary human. Bitchy but someone you can always rely on (oh, but only if she likes you). Usually out of the league of many of the male species.
Damn Chaloratana looking fine today
chaloratana by Dumpbling November 21, 2021
To eat and/or consume calories. Increasing caloric intake
Boss, I need more than 30 minutes to sufficiently calorate for my 8 hour shift at work.
Calorate by Tony Brosi January 11, 2025
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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