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caloradon 

a person from California who emigrated to colorado, these people are the reason that there are fuckwads in this great state. They usually inhabit the suburbs of denver, parents are corporate robots, and the kids are complete dipshits that are constantly bragging about how awesome california is. also the reason for 99% of the motor vehicle accidents on our highways, good riddance.
california kid- "california is the shit, its the only state were you can surf, skateboard, and snowboard all in same day.

Colorado kid- "well that sucks theres no surf in colorado....douche."

classic example of a caloradon exchange of words
caloradon by Plotbert February 1, 2008
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Celora is a girl of many words. She's incredibly aureate; she'll write you a novel over a simple question, but you'll find yourself far too captivated to not read it. She's notably artistic; composing poems or painting when she has free time while also remaining remarkably diligent in her work and studies. She's a bit of a short stack with a giggly and flirtatious disposition. Those who aren't wary may find themselves enthralled by her allure.
Guy 1: Woah, who's that cutie over there?
Guy 2: Dude, that's Celora.
Guy 3: If she hears you call her that, she's gonna punch you in the face.
Celora by DefinitelyNotGes August 14, 2021

chaloratana 

Sex god, smart asf, racially ambiguous, the all around exemplary human. Bitchy but someone you can always rely on (oh, but only if she likes you). Usually out of the league of many of the male species.
Damn Chaloratana looking fine today
chaloratana by Dumpbling November 21, 2021
To eat and/or consume calories. Increasing caloric intake
Boss, I need more than 30 minutes to sufficiently calorate for my 8 hour shift at work.
Calorate by Tony Brosi January 11, 2025
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019