She’s perfect, but she won’t admit it. Because for how beautiful and charming and funny and sexy and caring as she is, she’s equally as sweet and humble. She’ll have the best smile you’ve ever seen (so wonderful it’s probably been voted the best) and you’ll do absolutely anything to see her smile. You’ll do things you never used to do. You’ll dance on tables. You’ll buy stupid gifts. Cause all these things feel different when you’re doing them with her. You’ll get lost in her beautiful dark eyes. She’ll make you never want to leave her. You’ll pretend to miss an exit just to ride in the car with her a little longer. You’ll stay up till 5:00 am in a parking garage talking to her. Your favorite thing to do will be doing nothing with her. Camila is absolutely perfect in every way.

“I only hope I dream tonight for the chance to dream of Camila”

Camila by ABunchOfOats March 1, 2020

Cailou

A little 4 year old shit head, he's a little fuck twat tantrum maker who always gets his way because of his SPINELESS parents let his bald ass do whatever he wants, fuck that show, fuck cailou and fuck his SPINELESS parents!

Mom and dad "I don't care what you do just read or some shit"

Cailou "FUCK YOU ALL"

Cailou by DADDYS CHILD IS ALIVE September 14, 2018

Camila Jauregui

I ship it.

She's gonna marry and be Camila Jauregui.

Camila Jauregui by milakailai June 20, 2017

Cadillac Draw

The maximum canteen draw allowed per month in prison.

Ex. 1

Prosecutor: What was the amount of money that was sent by a money order here?

Enriquez: $60, about the maximum canteen draw allowed per month, what we call a Cadillac draw.

Rene 'Boxer' Enriquez, USA v. Jaimez, September 12, 2018.

Ex. 2

Lil Smiley: Odelay vato! Just paid a visit to the canteen! I got six soups, five candy bars, four bags of chips, three mints, two packs of gum, and a partridge in a pear tree!

Spider: Damn fool! You pulled a Cadillac Draw! I'll trade you a couple fuck books and a fifi for the candy bars!

Cadillac Draw by FAIMnatic October 23, 2020

Camila

This girl is a true FIGHTER. She never lets anyone touch her or bother her. Although she may be a little harsh, anything gets to her easily, she is very sensitive. She is most likely Hispanic and will turn into the devil itself when pissed off. Camilas are very beautiful, just like their name. She likes sports, having fun. She does not trust just any person so having a camila trust you would be the best thing . Camilas are the most goofy, loyal people you will ever meet. If you backstab her then hell is coming youre way. Do not underestimate a camila.

Damn! Camila is so mean but so sexy!

Camila by Yummylovey94 May 9, 2018

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026