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Catching Turtles 

Slang for Smoking weed.

Invented by me, when someone I know lied to his g/f and told her he was going "catching turtles" but really went to smoke weed with a bunch of his friends.
They all went out to the sandpit catching turtles.
Catching Turtles by Troy September 25, 2004

Catching That Turtle 

When two dudes skip the draft and have gay sex in Oklahoma. The usual fee for this is $100.
You still owe me a Hundo for Catching that turtle.
Catching That Turtle by C-Note-444 January 25, 2021