catdicked

the act of being fooled by a man's large body size into thinking his penis will be of comparable measure, but is unsatisfactory. Credit to @anisaMFxo

Omg girl I got catdicked by big Johnny last night

by Lololidothis October 10, 2013

CatDicked

When a guy is prescribed Viagra or Cialis when you first meet and then goes off of it

I wake up! Omg! What is that? Did I just get CatDicked

by Yam derf November 1, 2018

Catticked

An Australian slang for making mistakes, commonly used when a highly skilled worker / gamer makes a mistake at a critical point.

"Oh you just got catticked."
"Were you watching Steve the other day? He was playing Counter Strike and got catticked."

by ThatKidYouHate October 21, 2020

Catdick

The ultimate come back.
When you are arguing with someone just interrupt them and yell catdick in their face.
Repeat as many times as necessary until that person stops/cries.

February 9th is also National Catdick Day.

- Man 1: Shut up CATDICK

- Keith: But.....

- Man 1: CATDICK

- Keith: Hold on Ther....

- Man 1: CATDICKKKKKKK

by Dylan W.. February 10, 2019

Cat-dicked

Being led to believe that a guys dick is larger than it actually is by them sending you a photo that shows them to be deceptively large.

I met this tall, hot Colombian boy online and he had a huge cock. But when I got to his place I could barely find the little guy. That's how I knew I had been cat-dicked.

by JaneBlow April 10, 2016

Cattacked

when a cat attacks or startles you out of nowhere

"Man today sucks"

"why?"

"I got cattacked. Twice."

"Dude again?! You need to get rid of that cat."

by Orange2themax February 13, 2015

Catdickalickaratfucker

Someone who chops cat dicks up and licks the powder off a rats chode.

Nigga you a catdickalickaratfucker!

by DJ BC March 8, 2016