Cat Poop

What weed looks like to some moms.

*Knocks on door and walks in to room

Mom: Why does it smell like weed in here?

Me: ...because it is weed.

Mom: Can I see it?

Me. ...sure.

Mom: Gross! It looks like cat poop!

Cat Poop by Sean Pollock July 17, 2013

Cat Poop

Used as a substitute for all and any cuss words. Or just as a noun in general.

"cat poop my life"
"you look like cat poop"
"i feel like cat poop"
"that guy is cat poop"
"oh cat poop"
"you are a cat poop"
"you are full of cat poop"

Cat Poop by RalphTheCat January 13, 2009

Cat poop

The simile of toe jam.

Baby Gavin had cat poop between his toes.

Cat poop by Doff B October 2, 2021

cat poop pussy 

When a woman lives in a house with a lot of cats and the cat litter boxes never get cleaned, permeating the air with the smell of cat shit, it causes the vagina and vulva to absorb the cat poop smell.

My friend stuck his fingers in my face when we were at the store
"Ugh!" I gasped, "What the fuck is that?"
"It's Melissa's vagina, I was fingering her."
"Damn, all those cats she has gave her cat poop pussy."

cat poop pussy by Nutzen YerMouf March 15, 2018

cat poop sandwich

First you get cat - then you get some poop. Two pieces of bread - and ice cream scoop. Put the bread on down and then the cat - add two scoops of poop...how ‘bout that. You got a cat poop sandwich. -Jason Adam, 2017

Barry: the water heater broke and a pipe burst, flooded the whole basement!
Harriet: man...cat poop sandwich

cat poop sandwich by JasonAdam January 20, 2018

cat poop hair 

Used to refer to the horrible dreadlocks of white college kids. See also trustafarian.

Townie #1: Check out that guy with the cat poop hair!
Townie #2: Yeah, I betcha that trustafarian goes to Colorado College.

cat poop hair by Smickey September 8, 2006

Cat Poop Breath 

Morning breath that smells akin to cat poop. Typically occurs after a night of drinking, or nacho eating.

Girl: Good morning. Jeezy creezy, you have cat poop breath!
Guy: I'm pretty sure I got into a batch last night when I was drunk.

Cat Poop Breath by uvkorn7 November 22, 2010