Skip to main content

cat attack

The bitch was talking shit, so she got CAT ATTACKED!
cat attack by lextacy August 1, 2007
Words you can keep

Cat attack

When a cat stares at your soul waiting to attack at the right moment.
The cat stares for 1 hour you stand still doing nothing. 5 hours later the cat brings out his claws. 5 more hours later the cat attack jumps at your face Scratching your eye,nose and mouth. the cat scratches your hand has you try to grab the cat. The cat leaps out of your face blood dripping on your face. You try to get the bandages but it still bleeding so you wrap your face in toilet paper and go to sleep. You wake up and you die. The screen shows game over. You punched the computer screen Then you said: fuck this I'm gonna play another game
Cat attack by TheCuteBlackCat April 22, 2021

Heavy attack cat 

Any harmless housecat weighing over 15 lbs (7 kg). The worst thing a heavy attack cat will ever do to a human being is take a good flying leap and land on them, thus rendering the human temporarily stunned and possibly unable to breathe.
Bob, why are you clutching your groin and crying?

My heavy attack cat thought my package was some kind of vermin.
Heavy attack cat by leeharvey June 30, 2004

your cat fat attack 

It’s worst than granny tranny but it kills on impact.It will destroy the world if you say this so use it wisely since you can only use it once
Joe: your mom gay
Matt:No you
Joe: your granny tranny
Matt:your cat fat attack
Joe: *dies* this is the worst spell of the century!!

your cat fat attack means that you kill them on impact and they explode.

Catattack 

A HEART ATTACK CAUSED BY CAT EXCITEMENT
YOURE GOING TO MAKE ME HAVE A CAT HEART ATTACK
CATATTACK
Catattack by catattack May 16, 2013

CAPATTACK 

A capattack is when you accidentally leave your caps-lock button on and type something. Usually in Chat/IRC/IM etc.
Kevin: What is the key to minimize all windows?
Brandon: IT IS WINDOWS KEY + M OR WINDOWS KEY + D
Brandon: whoh capattack sry!
Kevin: lol
CAPATTACK by mupu June 12, 2008
More from Urban Dictionary
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Next