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Quiet Cartemplation

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The anticipation of getting onto a Subway, Metro or El car that is free of loud, foul-mouthed smelly-armed teens, perky little just out of college, fresh into the work-force kids who use like after every word and cell phone users, i.e. Bluetool or cell phone fuck, talking about nothing adults want to hear after a hard day of work.
Quiet cartemplation is non-existant in D.C. on Fridays after 4:00PM.

Get out your iPod as there will be no quiet cartemplation today.

In a moment of quiet cartemplation, I got caught in some ghetto chick's cell loop.

Can you please, "like", shut the PHUCK up? I don't want to hear your mouth, I'm looking for a little quiet cartemplation here!

The perfect action to promote quiet cartemplation: cell phone bitch slap.

Cartdemic 

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A period of time around 2018-2021 when lots of middle and high schoolers started smoking unlicensed THC carts due to a rise in popularity on TikTok and the pandemic happening around the same time. The issue is that since these cars were from the street/not from a licensed dispensary, there was no quality control, or even guarantee that you were actually smoking only THC. Many suspect that their carts could have had anything from vegetable oil all the way to fentanyl/meth.

Now, in 2023, many people are saying on TikTok that these unlicensed carts that are probably laced have affected them negatively, such as giving them slurred speech or a limited mental capacity. I don't know of any scientific studies about if this is true or not, but the anecdotal evidence is there for sure.

While these "street carts" had many different brand logos, many familiar names would be Dank Vapes, Mario Carts, and the Supreme Cart.
Joshua: Hey Alex do you remember Sophomore year homecoming? You made out with Emily and then threw up from drinking too much.

Alex: Nah man, I don't remember that at all. Or really anything from 8th grade to Junior Year. It's just like it never happened in my mind.

Joshua: Damn bro, that's not good. Told you to put down the Mario Carts, and I guess now you're just another victim of the Cartdemic.
Cartdemic by TriBeCaBoy56 March 13, 2024

the catdem

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the catdem is the peakest best rex group on discord do not hmu if you're part of gooberville you can fuckng right off
we got nilnal and ion laniakea yall mfs cant compete
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Von Karma: Ermm... what the goober :3
0ise: kys gtfo the catdem
the catdem by Mouthy Geebee June 27, 2024
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Friend 1: Minimap
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Pink Cloud

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