Cart Blocked: When flying in an airplane and you have to pee but can't get to the bathroom because the snack/beveridge cart is blocking the path to the bathroom.
Douglas was flying to Cincinnati from Seattle and was regretting drinking a lot of soda pop now that he was cart blocked and his bladder was ready to burst.
by D-Mo Seattle July 29, 2010
Get the Cart Blocked mug.Being unable to get up from one's resting place to perform acts such as using the restroom, making supper, or answering the front door, because one or more cats are sleeping on your lap.
"John, would you mind getting my phone? I left it upstairs."
"Why can't you get it, Carol?"
"I'm catblocked, you insensitive clod."
"Why can't you get it, Carol?"
"I'm catblocked, you insensitive clod."
by DentD December 28, 2011
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When your cat gets in the way of you having sexual intercourse with a lovely human being.
A.K.A Cockblocked by a cat
A.K.A Cockblocked by a cat
Jason: OH MY GOD YOU'RE SO GOOD
Ariel: HARDER!
Cat: *marks territory on couple*
Jason & Ariel: WE'VE BEEN CATBLOCKED!
Ariel: HARDER!
Cat: *marks territory on couple*
Jason & Ariel: WE'VE BEEN CATBLOCKED!
by Jashlon March 6, 2011
Get the Catblocked mug.When there is one or more cats sitting on or around you that make it so you can't get up. This usually happens because the cat is being very adorable and any disturbance could make it leave.
"Hey Mom! Could you get my charging cable?"
"Where is it?"
"Plugged into my wall."
"Can't you get it?"
"There's a cat on my lap. I'm catblocked!"
"Where is it?"
"Plugged into my wall."
"Can't you get it?"
"There's a cat on my lap. I'm catblocked!"
by Rose+10 December 29, 2016
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