Carson Cock 

Big juicy mighty triumphant and majestic Cock. Normal length is 69 inches. Full chubbed is 429 inches.. HE CAN LAST HOURS

Emily: hey did you see the Carson cock last night?
Riley: yeah I rode it and it felt great!!!

Carson Cock by Masturbatorium lover June 2, 2021

Blind Carbon Cock-Up 

When people cc a whole bunch of private addresses on an email when they should really have bcc'd them because cc exposes the email addresses to the other recipients, whereas bcc does not.

Oh crikey, the UK Ministry of Defense made a blind carbon cock-up by cc'ing a bunch of afghan interpreters instead of bcc'ing them.

Blind Carbon Cock-Up by BorisBikes September 22, 2021

carbon cockprint 

The amount of CO2 and greenhouse gases released by a man in search of sexual gratification

"You're going all the way to Manchester to shag that bird? Your carbon cockprint will be massive!"

carbon cockprint by zfunk March 30, 2008

Carbon cockprint 

The artistic product of the male pervert who climbs atop the photocopy machine naked, presses his genitals to the glass, and pushes the print button.

As the glass was clean on the photocopy machine last evening, and as it is smudged with crotch-cheese this morning, I suspect that the janitor was making Carbon cockprints all night.

Carbon cockprint by The Grottomaster May 13, 2011