A guy who holds an opportunity out in front of you in hopes of getting laid. Dangling a carrot in front of you over his dick, hence the term "Carrot Dick".

"What's up with that Carrot Dick guy?"
"That guy tried to Carrot Dick me!"

Carrot Dick by Minker1 December 1, 2017

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Carrot dick

A dick that is very big/large and long/ meaty

Omg! Curt has suck a carrot dick!!

Carrot dick by Daddyhooters October 9, 2020

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Carrot Dick

A dick that is carrot like in appearance. Also, the act of using a carrot instead of a penis for sex acts.

My buddy Dave has a small dick so he uses a carrot dick to pleasure women.

Carrot Dick by pdubbs2907 October 21, 2016

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Carrot Dick

A guy who holds an opportunity out in front of you in hopes of getting laid. Dangling a carrot in front of you over his dick, hence the term "Carrot Dick".

"That guy was a total Carrot Dick!"
"He was waving his Carrot Dick around."

Carrot Dick by Minker1 December 1, 2017

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Baby Carrot Dick

A term for the penis of a red-headed male.

Matt is for sure rocking a baby carrot dick.

Baby Carrot Dick by Moosedog5 April 14, 2022

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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