Carpet Camping

To bury ones face in the crotch of a woman with large amounts of pubic hair.

Dude when the car broke down in the woods, it got really cold. So I went carpet camping in Maria's bush for warmth and comfort.

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Carped/carping

Meeting some one via a dating app to find out they are better looking in person then on line.

I met a girl via a dating app and was to find out she is better looking in person. I had been carped/carping.
I was carping women on dating apps.

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