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Carolina Cunt Burner 

This is the ultimate revenge during break up sex. First off you need a girl, it works much better if you hate/wish to cause pain to this girl, aka ex girlfriend. After arranging break up sex you leave the room and apply the condom, after that you rub on Icy hot, Bengay, Texas pete ext…. to the condom, but make sure to keep it away from your unit because this is meant to cause only the female pain. You walk back into the room nonchalantly and begin to take place in sexual activity. Upon insertion she will feel a bit of a tingling sensation, but that will soon turn to excruciating pain. You should be extremely satisfied.
Dude you remember that bitch that broke up with me? well she thought it would be cool to have some break up sex, i hit her with a Carolina Cunt Burner that was so bad. that hoe is still bleeding

Carolina Cuntflap 

Smearing a females labia majora with gravy and biscuit bits and then proceeding to fuck it unmercifully.
Dude, those biscuits and gravy sheila made were gross. I gave her a carolina cuntflap instead.
Carolina Cuntflap by Wolfman91 July 10, 2009

Carolina cuntthumber 

A process in which a male uses his thumb to uppercut a women's vagina as a means of discipline/punishment.

*Note*: Smaller women cuntthumbered by stronger men might even be raised up off the ground and slammed back down. If paralysis occurs, the male is to engage in intercourse straight away and then ejaculate onto her now emotionless face.
What??!! No dinner tonight??!! You know what, I think it time for a Carolina cuntthumber don't you??!! Caroooolinaaaa CUNTTHUMBERRRR!!!!!
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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