Carlder 

a stuck up boy who makes everything dirty. An ultimate track star who beats school records. A boy who has a nice smile. too bad his personality ain’t as good as his smile. A funny boy who knows how to make people laugh

You know Carlder ?

yea he’s that boy that runs track the one with the pretty smile.

Carlder by heheheheh1213321 April 6, 2023

elevator calder

louis tomlinson's beard (played by eleanor calder and her twins, sometimes even liam payne)

"there's no way louis is dating elevator calder, he's in love with harry since he was 18"

elevator calder by lightsforlou January 20, 2021

elanour calder

A beard covering up for One Direction band members Harry Styles and Louis Tomlinson. Is told to date Louis Tomlinson so fans "Directioners" are tricked in to thinking that Louis and Harry are not homosexual. Managment won't stop at anything to keep Louis and Harry separated from eachother.

Interviewer:Louis is it true that you have a girlfriends ,correct?
Louis: yes her name is Elanour Calder were very happy together (Harry and Louis look back at eachother to make sure they understand the lie and make everything clear that Louis and Elanour have no feelings for eachother what so ever)

elanour calder by _Larry_1992 December 2, 2013

tego calderon 

also known as tego calde.el abayalde.
el q bellaquea debajo de una palma.Puerto Rico, represent the jolny society.

"mi negrita linda tiene...chiquititos los ojitos..."

tego calderon by siescierto May 3, 2004

tego calderon 

one of the best reggaetonsingers

Tego Calderon es uno de los mejores en el mundo del reggaeton

tego calderon by TEGOC January 4, 2004

CalderonFan4Life 

CalderonFan4Life, or James, is a former twitch streamer and current youtuber. He was well known on Twitch for threatening children over the internet and being a bald racist. He often tried to make kids think that he was cool by rapping and playing popular games. He eventually retired from streaming after he got tired of being bullied by internet trolls. James, now 38 years old, spends his days sitting around for hours while waiting for pink diamond codes and looking at pictures of biceps. A NFL Football career was in his future, until a terrible injury sidelined him during his senior year of high school.

Person 1: When is CalderonFan4Life streaming again?
Person 2: Never, he’s too scared. He knows chat runs his stream.
Person 1: Big Facts

CalderonFan4Life by NIDWIW🤟😂 August 1, 2018

calderize 

to leer at large breasted women in a creepy way from a close proximity

steve often calderizes girls at bars

calderize by Steven Calder February 19, 2006