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Carly Fiorina
Former CEO of Hewlett Packard during the dot com bust and 2016 Presidential Candidate
Demon Sheep Slayer and Ted Cruz Running Mate
Demon Sheep Slayer and Ted Cruz Running Mate
Donald Trump: "Look at that face! Would anyone vote for that? Can you imagine that, the face of our next president. I mean, she's a woman, and I'm not s'posedta say bad things, but really, folks, come on. Are we serious?"
Carly Fiorina: "Ladies, look at this face, and look at all of your faces. The face of leadership. The face of leadership in our party, the party of women's suffrage. The face of leadership in your communities, in your businesses, in your places of work and worship. Ladies, note to Democrat Party: We are not a special interest group, we are the majority of the nation. This is the face of a 61-year-old woman. I am proud of every year and every wrinkle."
Carly Fiorina: "Ladies, look at this face, and look at all of your faces. The face of leadership. The face of leadership in our party, the party of women's suffrage. The face of leadership in your communities, in your businesses, in your places of work and worship. Ladies, note to Democrat Party: We are not a special interest group, we are the majority of the nation. This is the face of a 61-year-old woman. I am proud of every year and every wrinkle."
Carly Fiorina by DMGUSA June 25, 2018
The Carly Fiorina
Similar to The Cold Shoulder but worse
The look you make before, during, and after you roast a person or group that made the epic mistake of dissing you.
The look you make before, during, and after you roast a person or group that made the epic mistake of dissing you.
Jessica: "I got fired today because I cussed my boss out after he told me to make him a sandwich!"
Camille: "Girl, you should have just given him The Carly Fiorina treatment without any words."
Camille: "Girl, you should have just given him The Carly Fiorina treatment without any words."
The Carly Fiorina by DMGUSA August 21, 2017
Carla
Is an extraordinary person inside and out, will go above and beyond for people even when they don’t deserve. Is someone you can always count on even when times get tough. You can tell them anything. You really need a Carla in your life because not only will your life be overjoyed with a girlfriend or friend like Carla but you’ll also have endless laughs no matter what the situation is
Carla is a badass.
Carla by Names that catch your eye July 7, 2018
Carly Rae-Jected
To find out that the person you like is gay, as seen in the music video for Carly Rae Jepson's song "Call Me Maybe".
Carly Rae-Jected by seinakyou July 23, 2012
Carla
A amazing friend that will care for you even if u hurt her many times. Carla is a heartbroken soul that just wants to be loved. Carla is very pretty even though she denies it. She has long thick brown hair. She has brown skin and beautiful brown eyes. You can ask her for almost anything and she will try to help even if it gets her in trouble. Carla has been through a lot so plz don't stress her out. She may seem tough around people but when she gets home she is a very broke down emotional mess. Besides that she is a real keeper she will never switch up on you.
Carla by Carla.ATX.RedRoses November 27, 2019
Cartayism
Religion founded by a heterosexual 16yr old boy in 2k14. Where you can't have relationships with Females. It follows the same building blocks of Christianity. But however it has a much different perspective. Here's the 8 commandments of Cartayism
1: thou shall not be in a relationship with any kind of female
2: thou shall not have sexual intercorse of any kind with a female
3: thou cannot talk to females in a flirtatious way
4: if alone with a female, speak win spoken to
5: thou shall not gawk at females in public
6: thou shall not take a female on a date alone
7: thou shall never leave a Bro for a female
8: Don't partake on on drugs or alcohol
1: thou shall not be in a relationship with any kind of female
2: thou shall not have sexual intercorse of any kind with a female
3: thou cannot talk to females in a flirtatious way
4: if alone with a female, speak win spoken to
5: thou shall not gawk at females in public
6: thou shall not take a female on a date alone
7: thou shall never leave a Bro for a female
8: Don't partake on on drugs or alcohol
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.