carillo

the epitome of cool. a state of being. zen.

dude, you should have come last night, the party was straight up carillo.

can you believe that asshole? I want to slap him.
nah dude, I'm maintaining my carillo.

by karen f. o'brien. August 20, 2008

Carillo Boy

A chump or someone who gets punked often. Usually smaller in stature

“ Look at Joseph hes suchs a Carillo Boy, always getting mugged.”

by Knotgod December 19, 2018

Mary Carillo

-slang for a near-retarded sports commentator

-Mary Carillo makes a living through ad hoc comments that stupid people love

-NBC does everything it can to make sure she doesn't come into contact with other commentators because they all hate her (and her rancid pussy probably stinks up the set, too)

-Mary Carillo makes comments that delight and intrigue the dregs of society

Mary Carillo is a cheap, nasty whore.

by ATennisFan February 28, 2010