carillo 

the epitome of cool. a state of being. zen.

dude, you should have come last night, the party was straight up carillo.

can you believe that asshole? I want to slap him.
nah dude, I'm maintaining my carillo.

carillo by karen f. o'brien. August 20, 2008

Carillo Boy 

A chump or someone who gets punked often. Usually smaller in stature

“ Look at Joseph hes suchs a Carillo Boy, always getting mugged.”

Carillo Boy by Knotgod December 19, 2018

Mary Carillo 

-slang for a near-retarded sports commentator

-Mary Carillo makes a living through ad hoc comments that stupid people love

-NBC does everything it can to make sure she doesn't come into contact with other commentators because they all hate her (and her rancid pussy probably stinks up the set, too)

-Mary Carillo makes comments that delight and intrigue the dregs of society

Mary Carillo is a cheap, nasty whore.

Mary Carillo by ATennisFan February 28, 2010

Caillou 

A show about a snotty little twat that, if he were in a rehabilitation center, would go out of his way to emphasize whatever disability he did NOT have. Because he's a little shit. It's also be hypothesized that he has leukemia, he does not. They ran tests and concluded that unfortunately leukemia has a bad case of Caillou.

Doctor: I'm sorry but your son has an extremely low white blood cell count.
Parent: That's because Caillou is a bitch.

Caillou by Tonesmas October 19, 2016

Caillou 

More like Caill-ew
Little shit that bitches about everything. So ungrateful u wouldn't even believe it. Cries until he gets what he wants.

My girlfriend is such a Caillou.

Caillou by Shifeen Finkle Gucci October 22, 2018

Caillou 

Demon child.

Quick, get the holy water, what we have here is a Caillou!

Caillou by Caillou's dad April 14, 2017

Caillou 

Noun
1: A person acting like (or IS) the manifestation of Satan.
2: A Canadian show about Satan as a kid. It also proves that the worst thing ever is to be under the same roof as him

(1) Stop being a Caillou, TOD.
(2) I hate Caillou.

Caillou by Puntato August 3, 2018