Carfark

When a carpark is too far away from the place the carpark is for, it's known as a Carfark.

"I can barely even see the shop from where we're parked... You'd think we would get better treatment than this."
"What a Carfark! AM I RIGHT, MEG???"
"... No. Just no."

by C L G March 24, 2020

you me carpark now

Words (often used in Australia) used to affirm (or sometimes indicate) intentions of concluding an argument outside, usually with fists. Since alcohol-fueled arguments generally take place in crowded hotels, many fights are taken outside to the hotel's parking lot to minimise harm to bystanders and reduce the number of potential witnesses.

Often synonymous with the american phrase "let's take this outside" in relation to fighting words.

Also the name of a segment on the show "Blokesworld" relating to self-defence in the event of a fight.

Person 1: You've been pissin me off all night - you wanna step outside?
Person 2: I'm up for it bitch - you me carpark now!

by gibbo67 May 24, 2006

carpark

A bird who looks posh but is easily convinced to take it up any hole over a car bonnet in the nearest carpark.

That bird is a blatant carpark. Oooooooooh carpark.

by Benjo P January 17, 2008

carparked

slang for getting drunk

"what are you doing tonight?"
"i'm gunna get carparked!"

by jmsica March 18, 2009

CarFart

Ripping ass while wearing your CarHart bibs, bendover or move and you get a whiff of your putrid fart.

Billy was working in the shop and dropped a load. Bent over to pick up a wrench and gave himself a CarFart.

by Dirty Doyle October 14, 2011

carfart

(n.) an occasional smell, rancid and more putrid than normal, eminating from the exhaust of a vehicle, possibly due to the use of sulphur oxides in modern fuels.

(v.) the act of a car's exhaust giving off a smell, similar to human flatulence, namely, a strong egg-like scent.

Synonyms: vehicular fart, car flatulence, vehicular flatulence

Q: Dude, do you smell that? Was that you?
A: No, man, that's carfart.

by vic-from-nj November 8, 2006

carpark creep

The role needed to be adopted when trying to find a car parking spot in a shopping centre. Being a carpark creep involves adopting a motivated attitude immediately after entering the carpark. The carpark creep identifies a pedestrian and follows the pedestrian to their car, almost catching the back of their shoes from driving so close to them. Best done in a Prius as they are very quiet cars. The carpark creep has no shame.

Mum: "I don't have time to waste looking for a car parking spot so I have no choice to be a carpark creep."
Kid: "But Mum.... This is soooooo embarrassing!"
Mum: Tough luck kid, you ain't driving the car so you need to deal with it.

by urbandictionarykate August 16, 2012