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careyistc 

Using large words in place of small ones to make yourself seem smart.
The small child told his friend Klein that his was a narcissist instead of a bastard.
careyistc by Art Garfunkel July 7, 2004

Facebook Careerist 

Noun, singular. Refers to a Facebook account holder who has zero tolerance for wall posts unrelated to their own career goals.

Self-advertising is a way of life for FCs, who routinely post links to crappy products that they sell on external websites.
Yeah, he's a real Facebook Careerist. Only interested in selling cozy toilet seat covers these days. Says it's going to make him rich.

Carerism 

The opposite of terrorism. {care-er-ism}
Carerism Awareness! If you see something, say something. One such report was lodged after someone was caught trying to smuggle Rolls Royce engine greece onto an airplane so they could help make repairs in the event of a mid-air emergency.
Carerism by NEWSnooze November 26, 2010

carrista 

A very smart girl. A natural born teacher. She is very responsible. A trustworthy. Sometimes lazy and irritable yet very loyal. She will make you

smile all the time. She is shy but when you get to know her she will open up. If you make her mad she will hold a grudge for a very long time. She usually likes cheerleading. She is pretty sensitive. She is beautiful and the best big sister that you could ever ask for.

❤Autumn
Carrista is an all American girl.
carrista by Shyfall May 10, 2018
A person who hates on cars based on their sound in relation to the price.
Jordan is such a carrist he thinks my Corolla has no right to be loud.
Carrist by Shiba_Jun_Jun April 2, 2021

careorists 

People who are highly passionate about selflessly impacting the world in a positive way.
Those guys are really a bunch of careorists when it comes to trying to put an end to world hunger!
careorists by lasallen914 November 23, 2013
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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