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Caremondá

Literally "dick face"

The full phrase is "cara de mondá" where cara=face and mondá=dick (the accent over "á" indicates a stress at the end of the word; the stronger the stress and the wider you open your mouth, the greater the effect)

A curse used by the Caribbean people in Colombia. It has no real meaning whatsoever and, like almost all the curses in Colombian Caribbean, it is not insulting by itself but depending on the context and the tone used.
Friendly use:
Habla, caremondá (what's up, dick face)
Dile al caremondá ese que venga ya enseguida (tell that dick face to come now ASAP)

Insulting use:
¡Cuál es la malparida vaina tuya caremondá! (what's your fucking problem you dick face!)
¡Ven y dímelo en mi cara, CAREMONDÁ! (come and tell that to my face, DICK FACE!)
by La Solitaria January 6, 2011
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Caremonda

From the Caribbean coast of Colombia. Literally it defines someone whose face looks like a penis. It is used to make fun of someone's face
Ese muchacho caremonda
by jda.qv November 17, 2018
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Caremonda

A caremonda is a dickface, or dickhead! Monda is the definition of dick. It is mostly used by coastal people in Colombia.
Ese caremonda es un hijoeputa!
by Deus Montemayor July 2, 2018
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caremonda

direct translation from spanish would be dickface, this is a colombian insult coming from the coast region, you use it when someone is behaving like an asshole piece of shit.
eres un caremonda, no me vuelvas a hablar mamaguevo (you are a dickface, dont talk me ever again dicksucker)
by hakovo a las 3 am January 12, 2022
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Carbondale Cougar

A 30+ year old female of the Carbondale Area noted for overly tanned skin, whose recently crumbled long-term relationship has caused extreme whorish behavior, including banging their employees, getting people they have banged jobs with them, and generally acting like a typical bar fly slut. They also have an insatiable craving for Carbondale Clam Chowder.
Watercooler discussion at work:

Dude 1: "Yo, did you see how slutty Sally's dressed today?"
Dude 2: "Yeah, I mean, what the fuck is her deal anymore? She totally went fuck-crazy after she got power-dumped by that crack dealer she was shacked up with."
Dude 1: "Oh hell yeah. I'm gonna take her out for a drink after work. I'm gonna give that Carbondale Cougar the old Scranton Snowplow."
by Ass Reaper January 9, 2009
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Well That’s Carbondale

Well That’s Carbondale is an entertainment and media brand based on college culture, nightlife, news and entertainment in Carbondale, Illinois - the home of SIU (Southern Illinois University) #wellthatscdale
Y’all seen that post on Well That’s Carbondale? That’s crazy!
by Illinois Dude January 15, 2023
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Carmona

Brazilian and Spanish last name. It’s one of the non-common last names in the world. Cherish every Carmona because they’re great!
Omg I want the last name Carmona!
by srbc October 15, 2017
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