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cardioventricueeler

This means to fuck someone until they run out of breath.
i'm going to make her cardioventricueel tonight.
She suffered a cardioventricueeler that night!!!

Cardiokie 

ADJ (car·dee·oh·key) - Originating as a noun, Cardiokie is used as an adjective to describe anything that is unappealing. Synonyms include: lame, stupid, gay, retarded, idiotic, and weak.
- Dude, that CD was so fucking cardiokie.

- Man, cigarette prices in New York are totally cardiokie.

- Kevin tried to get that girl's number at the bar, but he wound up being totally cardiokie.
Cardiokie by JennSquared June 29, 2008

cardiomelanosis 

Any condition of a black heart.
The man had to have his heart replaced due to cardiomelanosis
cardiomelanosis by Carlyyc July 23, 2016

Cardiomegaly 

An abnormally enlarged heart.
"My boyfriend has a big heart."

"Aww, that's nice. You finally found the one for you!"

"No, he has cardiomegaly. He LITERALLY has a big heart."

cardiovernacular 

The language of love spoken from the heart.
Jason acts macho when he's with his guy friends, but when he's with a girl his personality changes and he speaks in cardiovernacular.

cardioepathy 

A connection of the heart. Similar to telepathy, where two minds are connected, but much more powerful. In cardioepathy, one can feel the emotions and strains of the heart.
Jim: I'm having a great day.

Bob: You didn't need to tell me, I already sensed it through cardioepathy.