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cardioventricueeler

This means to fuck someone until they run out of breath.
i'm going to make her cardioventricueel tonight.
She suffered a cardioventricueeler that night!!!

Cardiokie 

ADJ (car·dee·oh·key) - Originating as a noun, Cardiokie is used as an adjective to describe anything that is unappealing. Synonyms include: lame, stupid, gay, retarded, idiotic, and weak.
- Dude, that CD was so fucking cardiokie.

- Man, cigarette prices in New York are totally cardiokie.

- Kevin tried to get that girl's number at the bar, but he wound up being totally cardiokie.
Cardiokie by JennSquared June 29, 2008

cardiomelanosis 

The man had to have his heart replaced due to cardiomelanosis
cardiomelanosis by Carlyyc July 23, 2016

Cardiomegaly 

An abnormally enlarged heart.
"My boyfriend has a big heart."

"Aww, that's nice. You finally found the one for you!"

"No, he has cardiomegaly. He LITERALLY has a big heart."

cardiovernacular 

Jason acts macho when he's with his guy friends, but when he's with a girl his personality changes and he speaks in cardiovernacular.

cardioepathy 

A connection of the heart. Similar to telepathy, where two minds are connected, but much more powerful. In cardioepathy, one can feel the emotions and strains of the heart.
Jim: I'm having a great day.

Bob: You didn't need to tell me, I already sensed it through cardioepathy.