Cardioke

When you do cardio and karaoke at the same time.

Man that cardioke really was hard huh

by AlienFun May 18, 2023

cardioventricueeler

This means to fuck someone until they run out of breath.

i'm going to make her cardioventricueel tonight.
She suffered a cardioventricueeler that night!!!

by Deadpanleon123 March 19, 2017

Cardiokie

ADJ (car·dee·oh·key) - Originating as a noun, Cardiokie is used as an adjective to describe anything that is unappealing. Synonyms include: lame, stupid, gay, retarded, idiotic, and weak.

- Dude, that CD was so fucking cardiokie.

- Man, cigarette prices in New York are totally cardiokie.

- Kevin tried to get that girl's number at the bar, but he wound up being totally cardiokie.

by JennSquared June 29, 2008

cardiomelanosis

Any condition of a black heart.

The man had to have his heart replaced due to cardiomelanosis

by Carlyyc July 23, 2016

Cardiomegaly

An abnormally enlarged heart.

"My boyfriend has a big heart."

"Aww, that's nice. You finally found the one for you!"

"No, he has cardiomegaly. He LITERALLY has a big heart."

by Ubeenbamboozledson April 28, 2022

cardiovernacular

The language of love spoken from the heart.

Jason acts macho when he's with his guy friends, but when he's with a girl his personality changes and he speaks in cardiovernacular.

by TheMadLinguist April 11, 2009

cardioepathy

A connection of the heart. Similar to telepathy, where two minds are connected, but much more powerful. In cardioepathy, one can feel the emotions and strains of the heart.

Jim: I'm having a great day.

Bob: You didn't need to tell me, I already sensed it through cardioepathy.

by cardiologistbill April 1, 2010