Cardigan Sweater 

Article of clothing adopted by "Urban" men on the "down-low", in the hopes of passing as straight, but often failing miserably.

That Cardigan Sweater fooled Cheryl on her date, but not the rest of us.

Cardigan Sweater by Bob Pooner March 17, 2011

jesus christ in a cardigan sweater 

a statement of disbelief or outrage. Goes on the same turf as "Christ on a cracker!" or simply "Jesus Christ!" Or the better "Jesus H. Christ!" Simply putting Jesus in a cardigan sweater makes it that much more of an animated phrase.

Chrystal found out she had to work late tonight and exclaimed, "Jesus Christ in a cardigan sweater!"

Christina casually browsed the clothing rack and noticed a pair of jeans that were $300 and shouted "Jesus Christ in a cardigan sweater, who the hell would pay that much for these!?"

jesus christ in a cardigan sweater by Robert Barnett August 16, 2006

Jesus Christ in a cardigan sweater 

1. An exclamation used when in pain or shock.

2. The indie Jesus.

1. Guy: "Jesus Christ in a cardigan sweater! That fucking hurt!"

2. Person: "So I ran into Jesus at Urban Outfitters today..."

Jesus Christ in a cardigan sweater by Lunar Escape January 11, 2009