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cardiff troyster 

Cardiff Troyster is a gambling term for a person who is incredibly good and/or lucky.
They are always in front of the game whatever that may be and always have plenty of cash from winning
'Can you believe Mark again!? He came here with $100 and 30minutes later he is winning over $1000, that guy is a Cardiff Troyster'

'I saw a guy in the casino last night who was an all round Cardiff Troyster, he won on everything he played'
cardiff troyster by GamblersRamblers December 30, 2013

Cardiff Comet 

A land-based comet formation of Welsh human origin.
The Cardiff Comet was first spotted in the Cottage pub, Saint Mary Street, Cardiff on 16th August 2010. It consisted of a fat woman followed by 5 or more women of decreasing size.

It is not known whether the smaller women were fragments of the larger women or individuals in their own right.

The Cardiff Comet is thought to be less predictable than celestial comets but is easiest to spot on a Monday night when only hard drinkers are out in Cardiff. There may a correlation with the hen night.
Cardiff Comet by Bobed August 21, 2010

Cardiff Walkie 

When you take some whore into the disabled toilet, and just before she gets lucky you drop an alabama fudge cake in the corner. While you're banging the sheila up the mud road you proceed to push her face into your hershey squirts.
You: Why is that girl that you just took into the disabled toilets rubbing her eyes?
Baz: I totally just gave her a Cardiff Walkie!
You: Fuck yeah! Wanna go get a kebab?
Cardiff Walkie by Steamboat Baz December 7, 2006

St John's College Cardiff 

A shit school with shit people and shit teachers. Like Ms Jones really be out here giving people death stares and shiz. The teachers really be Givin detentions for not bringing a book and having ur hair down. Like actually why? All of them really be not calm. And jus no. Girls really be out here having boyfriends with 2 years oldrr. And girls thinking they run the school and the boys think they be drug dealers or some shit. But they really jus be wearing puma.
St John's college Cardiff is shet
Arrive on holday, never leave. Best city in Britian but not for the reasons the politicians would have you believe. Usual scattering of council estate dumping grouds that politics forgot. Made better by the fact that hunderds of thousands of Valley folk come here every week to work, shop and entertain the locals. Full of amazing Welsh women. The graveyard of ambition. With the Beacons to the north, sea to the south and Llanelli to the west, why on earth would you want to go east?
Famous for:
BRAINS Beer brewed in Cardiff: outstanding, deceptive, lethal.
Civic Centre: compact, bijou and nice lit up at night.
Great people: luv Wales, luv the Celts!
Residual Religion: it's there in the weft & weave but the Welsh, being a truly spiritual people, are resisting vigourously.
Bent Politics: nuff said!
Ely & Llanrumney: chav hot-spots. No fashion sense whatsoever.
cardiff by Hedley Clubnobber August 14, 2006
Not only is Cardiff the capital of Wales, it's one of the liveliest places in Wales. A night out here will leave you begging for more and most 'Cardiffians' are really friendly and everyone will just approach you and you'll end up spending the night with some awesome strangers.
There's Queen Street, the street of shopping and probably the most famous street in Cardiff. This is where all the shopping, entertainment and clubbing takes place.
A lot of people say that welsh girls are beautiful and they're very right!
Only problem is that there are chavs about seeing as the government decided to build loads of council estates in the neighbourhoods surrounding Cardiff but there are decent neighbourhoods which were there before the scumbags came.
All in all, Cardiff is a great city and anyone would be proud to live there!
Cardiff; It's the capital for a reason!
Cardiff by HM591 January 28, 2013
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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

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"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
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