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Carcalepsy

The act of falling asleep, usually within minutes and in the passenger or backseat, during a car trip. It is especially prevalent among those promising to navigate.
Mom gets carcalepsy on the way home from Grandma's every Sunday, but she always wakes up when we try to change the radio station.
Carcalepsy by amsterdandi October 25, 2008

carcolepsy 

a condition affecting buddies on a trip who fall asleep as soon as the car starts moving, providing no company or driving help
Joe slept the whole way here, I think he suffers from carcolepsy.
carcolepsy by Frank Bama February 9, 2009

activated charcoal 

A black liquid(and sometimes in tablet form) that is used to filter out any poison or chemical harmful to the body.

Most often used in the ER, when someone overdoses on something whether intentional(suicide attempt) or accidental.
Tina wanted to end her life so she OD'd on tylenol, her mother found her 30 minutes later in the bathroom and took her to the hospital where she was given activated charcoal to absorb the all those nasty chemicals she had taken.

charcoal briquette 

"Black person". Derogatory term for black people. Is often used by racist people.
-Don't call me nigga!
+Okay then what do you want me to call you, "charcoal briquette"?

Charcoal Gas 

Activated charcoal is a fine black odorless and tasteless powder made from wood or other materials that have been exposed to very high temperatures in an airless environment. ... Activated charcoal is pure carbon specially processed to make it highly adsorbent of particles and gases in the body's digestive system.
Charcoal Gas helps with the digestive system!!! Get one now!
Charcoal Gas by DictionaryWifi February 18, 2019

Charcoal black 

A nigga that is so black he is invisible without the use of a torch
oh my god, I almost didn’t see him. That nigga is fully charcoal black.
Charcoal black by Alskdkfjg June 26, 2019