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carcoleptic 

car⋅co⋅lep⋅tic {kahr-kuh-lep-tik}

adj, Pathology.

A disorder characterized by the sudden and uncontrollable attack of deep sleep immediately following a promise to your roadtrip buddy to stay awake the entire time.

See carcolepsy.
"I'm sorry officer, my roadtrip buddy is apparently carcoleptic and neglected his duty to keep me awake. That is why I drove through your town's annual Midnight Midget Parade. I think a few of the buggers are still lodged beneath my car."
carcoleptic by Ben Brandt March 4, 2009
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carcoleptic 

Person who falls asleep immediately upon sitting in an automobile. Person who suffers from carcolepsy.
The bobbing head, drool and loud snoring clearly identified the person sitting in the passenger seat as a carcoleptic.
carcoleptic by croecko September 3, 2013

narcolepticnugget 

A skilled rainbow six seige player with many talents and gets aces every game or at least 4 kills and gets triggered by seaotta when he takes his kill.
Yo that dude just got a ace he must be a narcolepticnugget.
narcolepticnugget by NuggetFan April 20, 2018

narcoleptic 

nar·co·lep·sy( P ) (närk-lps)
n. pl. nar·co·lep·sies

A disorder characterized by sudden and uncontrollable, though often brief, attacks of deep sleep, sometimes accompanied by paralysis and hallucinations.
charlie asked me if you were narcoleptic - he told me something similar to that cause you just stopped talking all of a sudden and then started back up i guess you must have woken back up.

Narcoleptic Drunk Orderer

A person who orderes take out food drunk and passes out before the food can be delivered.

A person who orders in a to go line who passes out in the car before they ever recieve their food.
The Narcoleptic Drunk Orderer ordered take out food from Wangs last night, but she passed out before they got there.

narcoleptic blink 

An expression used when you say goodbye and mean to leave permanently but end up coming back immediately because you forgotten something. It jokingly means that the person you said goodbye to had a "narcoleptic blink" and fell asleep, and that you're not back already, but that you're back after doing whatever you were supposed to be doing.
-Ok, I'll see you later!
-Wait, why are you back already?
-Narcoleptic blink! Forgot my keys!

narcoleptic kleptomaniac 

-The sleepless stealer. A person who only steals or is a theif at night just for the heck of it.
narcoleptic kleptomaniac- Ex: A sleep walker or someone who thinks they're "Cat Woman."
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