Carbonophobe 

Deluded follower of Al Gore and Greta Thunberg.

This stupid Carbonophobe wants to send us back to the dark ages.

Carbonophobe by Theta Grunberg March 28, 2023

carbophobe

-noun, a person that does not delight in the consumption of cupcakes or strawberry jam on white toast

"Naw, I don't mind downing a box of Honey Nut Cheerios with you. I'm no carbophobe."

Origin: Alan Aragon, 2011

carbophobe by ghosting July 21, 2011

carbophobe

A fad-diet obsessed person who refuses to eat foods containing carbohydrates for fear of gaining weight.

Ellen was such a carbophobe, she would throw away the bread from her sandwiches.

carbophobe by P Dunk April 28, 2008

Chronophobe 

Someone who hate and fears anything and everybody that’s older than them.

Guy 1: I hate old people, they all need to just die.

Guy 2:….You’re a fucking chronophobe.

Chronophobe by KingToro May 5, 2023