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When a simp is sexuality attracted to their car enough to put their dick in the tailpipe because they can't get laid by a real woman.
Dude, did you know Jerry hasn't had sex for so long that he had car sex!
Car Sex by Carlover360 November 7, 2020
Words you can keep
Intercourse that happens inside a car, truck, van, or any type of motor vehicle (space permitting). When administered correctly, it is possibly the best sex you could ever have.
"I had car sex the other day with my boyfriend, Neill and it was amazing! I came like 9 times!"
Car Sex by Fenix_451 May 12, 2009
There are many ways to engage in intercourse with a car; one merely has to be creative enough.
The man was busy having sex with his car, and was not able to react in time when a little boy stepped into the road; the car and the man died, the little boy survived.
car sex by Vee Are Are Schee October 24, 2003
Car sex is when a car inserts the exhaust pipe into another cars exhaust pipe, just like how a man inserts his penis into a woman's vagina during sex
Yesterday the Toyota Avalon had car sex with the Nissan Altima.
Car Sex by URB4N D1C710N4RY April 19, 2021

car sex 2 

instead of a commentary about a man who has sexual relationships with a car

it's a fanfiction reading about a girl having sex with million dollar supercar.
I never knew Pyrocynical could make car sex 2..... oh wait.....
car sex 2 by LazyLow November 1, 2019

car sex 2 

instead of a commentary of a man having sexual relationships with a car

it's a fanfiction reading about a girl having sex with a million dollar supercar.
car sex 2 by LazyLow November 1, 2019

race car sex

Spicing up sex by making race car noises while fucking. Both partners are encouraged to participate, although only the male is able to shift gears, using his partners tits. Inspired by Jeff Gordon.
Ingrid Vandebosch: Jeff, what the fuck are you doing?

Jeff Gordon: vrooooom, vrrrrrrrrrrrooooooom

Ingrid Vandebosch: YES! Shift into fifth baby!

Jeff: VRRRRRROOOOOOOOOM

Diana Patrick: NEEEEEEEERRRRRRRR...race car sex!
race car sex by fornicatia January 11, 2010
More from Urban Dictionary
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
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