Car Purpose

Rather then a car "Accident" , This is a deliberate attempt to get into a car crash. Some ways of achieving this is having crazy roadrage or closing your eyes on the highway.

Tom: Dude my car is fuckin totalled!!
Clark: That was a sweet Car Purpose , he hit you dead on!!

Car Purpose by Bryan Flarks January 27, 2009

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Car purpose

When you hit a car on purpose

Katherine: Hello, 911 I was in a Car Purpose

911 Operater: Ma'am what's a Car Purpose, do you mean a CAR ACCIDENT?

Katherine: No I hit that bitch's car on purpose

911 operate: How's car? How did you hit?

Katherine: My boss Dave that s.o.b didn't give me a raise or a promotion. I deserved a raise dammit and a motherfuckin'

promotion. But do you who didn't think so?

911 operator: Dave?

Katherine: That's right DAVE!

Car purpose by ZJay412 November 5, 2020

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Car Purpose • car on-purpose • car • car pool • Car Guy • car boner • car crash • car jacking • car pool-tunnel syndrome • car whore

car on-purpose

When 2 people are racing in cars side by side, when it's so obvious that those idiots will crash. This is called a car on-purpose.

Guy #1: Want to race man?
Guy #2: Sure man!
*Starts racing*
*Both crashes*
Random Guy: What idiots, they just had a car on-purpose.

car on-purpose by Caitlin13579 December 22, 2008

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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