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car-in-law 

The vehicle belonging to your significant other. It is either too fast or too slow, the wrong kind of transmission, not cool enough, or too new and strange compared to your one true ride.
Person 1: Why are you sad? You love driving on road trips!
Person 2: Sure, but my car is in the shop so we have to take the car-in-law.
car-in-law by petemg January 25, 2011

Rusty Car in the Rain 

A dirty sex act with Norm Macdonald, as per Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee.
"How much for a rusty car in the rain?"
Rusty Car in the Rain by ringbell January 2, 2019

park the car in the garage 

Clark has not parked the car in the garage yet. He's saving it for someone he really cares about

park my car in the parking park

This is an expression used to describe an action of parking your car. The author of this beautiful sentence is also the great philosopher who invented another theory of justice. PARK MY CAR IN THE PARKING PAR LINKIN PARK HYDE PARK CENTRAL PARK PARK PARK
You arrive at the shopping and you say to your mom:
Mom, we need to park our car in the parking park.
Park my car in the parking park -place where you put your car

I wouldn’t back my car in her garage 

When a girl is so ugly you wouldn’t even do anal with her.
That chick is gross I wouldn’t back my car in her garage.

The Schafter V12 is the best car in the world 

the schafter is a car in gta i like alot and its best car and i escape flying bikes ok thanks for view my post v
GO FUCK YOURSELF!!

I like The Schafter V12 is the best car in the world
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Slop Grenade

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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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