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Captain's hook 

The act of sticking your index finger into your anus, getting poop on finger, and digging your fingernail into your friends cheek leaving the poop in the hole.
Guy 1: Dude, did you hear what happened to Brad at the camp?

Guy 2: Yeah, I heard Sean gave him a Captain's hook!

Captain Kirk's Vulcan Shocker 

Just like the Vulcan Shocker (two in the pink, two in the stink) with Captain Kirk's gentle thumb on the clit.
While I jacked him off, he gave be the Captain Kirk's Vulcan Shocker.

Captainhook 

A captainhook penis that has a massive curve at the bottom or all around if you have herpes.
You can hang a hanger on a (Captainhook hook] when hard and it won't fall off the tip; Even if he /or she-male were to jogg...
Captainhook by Tally whaquer June 7, 2018

Pretty Privilege

A person who has more opportunities, and becomes more successful in life because of how attractive they are.
"Pretty privilege isn't a thing." "Yes it is have you seen GeorgeNotFound"

"GeorgeNotFound has so much pretty privilege its not fair!!!"
Word of the Day on June 17, 2026
Jenny got in more trouble after being arrested because she had priors.
priors by Jermaine Young. October 14, 2008
Word of the Day on June 16, 2026
An acronym for an "aznbbygirl" meaning an asian female gangster. ABG's like to hang with gangsters and wear thin (slutty) clothing. They like to jump other girls who talk shit and make out with their boyfriends 24/7 (maybe even have sex.) Usually own side kicks who also like to text frequently. ABG'S also normally have a "ride or die" homie, someone who is always down for them, or die trying. ABG's are also known for dying their hair alot. From blonde to black. They have many piercings: multiple on the ears, and stomach/lip. They probably have teased hair, bangs, and have had extensions at one point or another. Could also have painted nails and tatoos. ABG's are super hot, but you would probably get jumped if you tried to hit on them. They also loiter and hang out past curfew.
"Oh shit look at those hotties at that boba house.."
"Watch out, see those gangsters next to them? Their obviously ABG's."
"Damn..still hot."
ABG by Lolzercoptorzallday February 7, 2009
Word of the Day on June 14, 2026