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Captain Face

a facial structure resembling that of a police officer. It is used to identify an off duty police officer by civilians in locations where alcoholic beverages are served. Captain Face is typically identified with a squared face, long jaw bone, and many times having a butt chin.
Jerry: "Yo dude, check that guy on the other side of the bar.. he definitely has a Captain Face"
Jim: "Yeah, Captain Face for sure.. be careful."
by 4 Lokos December 3, 2010
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Captain Red Face

fat lesbian nerd with rosasia.
by Ross is not a lesbo name. December 29, 2010
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CaptainFactfucker

Similar to captain obvious

A self evident asshole who thinks they've proven something new only for it to have already existed
Tim:Hey guys

Sam:what

Tim:Did you know turtoise couldn't swim

Sam:Duh captainfactfucker
by 1-800-fuckoff December 2, 2017
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