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Definitions by 1-800-fuckoff

CaptainFactfucker 

Similar to captain obvious

A self evident asshole who thinks they've proven something new only for it to have already existed
Tim:Hey guys

Sam:what

Tim:Did you know turtoise couldn't swim

Sam:Duh captainfactfucker
CaptainFactfucker by 1-800-fuckoff December 2, 2017