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Captain & Coke 

A mix of Captain Morgan Original Spiced Rum and Coca-Cola.
Captain & Coke by jimbobjacobs February 4, 2010
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captain and coke

Damn dude.... I'm trashed of this captain and coke.
captain and coke by Topevol October 8, 2013

Captain and Coke

A mix of Captain Morgan and Coke.
person 1:I hate hangovers.
person 2:oh, why?
person 1:i have one now cuz i had Captain and Coke last night
Captain and Coke by the lyricist February 16, 2005

Coke Cum Captain Challenge 

The Coke Cum Captain Challenge (CCCC) is explained as follows. While receiving oral sex, the male partner waits until he is about to unleash his kraken. Upon this moment he exclaims "Coke Cum Captain!" and he shoots his load up her/his nose. At this point the girl/guy receiving must keep it up her nose for as long as she/he can say "Coke Cum Captain curses my crotch" 10 times fast. Once accomplished, she/he is the Coke Cum Captain.
Susy completed the Coke Cum Captain Challenge with me last night. It was hilarious when she had jizz hanging out of her nose!

Captain Cokeface 

In the late nineties ASIO employed a leading stem cell researcher to collect and analyze the contents of a portaloo from Sydney's big day out festival. He went rogue and created the greatest test tube super villain EVER. His only let down is his sidekick known as Strawboy.
Nobody can spot the weak points of security like Captain Cokeface
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murderhobo 

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hey let's get a drink of that?

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