Capitalisdick 

The nature of CisHet men to be unwilling to share something to better another man.

Created by @bigyikezamirite

bigyikezamirite: A man would never share his penis to help another man. Men are penis capitalists. Men are Capitalisdicks.

Capitalisdick by NotANiceGuyJustAGoodGuy April 20, 2021

Capitalistic weed 

Mass-produced weed. This means bammer weed, cultivated by ignorant drug cartels who only think about the money and don't know shit about cannabis cultivation (no seperation between females and male plants, unprefessional treatment and shitty environment, etc.).
Tagged "capitalistic" because the people who grow this shit only do it for the money, and usually mix up the weed with toxic shit to give the weed more volume (thus increasing profit for the same amount of weed). Usually found in the Middle East and England, very uncommon in North America (U.S. and Canada, land of the dank kush).

People used to sell drugs for the sole purpose turning people on to psychedelia. Now everybody wants to earn as much as possible, and don't give a twat about the smokers' health, only about their profit and bullshit. Fucking capitalistic weed.

Capitalistic weed by Dude of Life June 24, 2008

neo-capitalistic-liberalized-anarcho-nazbols

The best political affiliation, capturing within it all extremes of the political compass.

Willemstan’s newest political party is the neo-capitalistic-liberalized-anarcho-nazbols

neo-capitalistic-liberalized-anarcho-nazbols by NorseBerserker2835 January 23, 2020

Capitalistically challenged 

People who not only suffer from climate dysphoria but believe that the most intelligent way to deal w global warming is to gut from the inside out the internal combustion engine -replacing it w green alternatives-and/or other aspects of the western industrial revolution

If you're capitalistically challenged, I don't want to talk to you, ever.

Capitalistically challenged by Uncle Dimma September 22, 2023

Capitalistic Colonizer Day 

A synonym for "Columbus Day" and can be seen in the form of an acronym "CCD" (religious torture, trauma, and violence).

Happy Capitalistic Colonizer Day (CCD)!!!

Fuck Capitalistic Colonizer Day (CCD)!!!

I am off on Capitalistic Colonizer Day (CCD).

Capitalistic Colonizer Day by LingDanc803 October 11, 2023

Capitalistic Orwellianism

The specific use of surveillance, data harvesting, and behavioral manipulation by corporations to engineer consent, predict and control consumer behavior, and eliminate the possibility of private thought outside the marketplace. It's the dystopia where your smart TV watches you to serve ads, your social credit is your credit score, and language is corrupted by marketing speak ("downsizing" becomes "rightsizing," "wage slavery" becomes "hustle culture").

Example: "The true Capitalistic Orwellianism hit when my fridge, noting my low-calorie beer purchases, sent a coupon for gym memberships to my phone, while my health insurance app adjusted my premium for 'positive engagement with wellness.' I was being watched, nudged, and priced by a network of devices, all framing their control as 'personalized service.' Big Brother isn't a tyrant; he's a subscription service with a privacy policy you agreed to."

Capitalistic Orwellianism by AbzuInExile February 1, 2026

Capitalistic Totalitarianism

A system where the totalizing, all-pervasive logic of the market and the profit motive achieves such dominance that it subsumes all aspects of human life—social bonds, personal identity, art, religion, and politics—into its framework. The state may not control every thought, but the market dictates every viable choice, creating a "soft totalitarianism" where freedom is the freedom to choose between branded alternatives, and dissent is marginalized not by secret police, but by unprofitability and social irrelevance.

Example: "Capitalistic totalitarianism is when your town's only public square gets sold to a developer and becomes a 'privately owned public space' where you can be ejected for loitering (not shopping). Your protests against it are organized on a corporate social media platform that algorithmically demotes your event, covered by media outlets owned by the same developer's friends, and the most effective form of dissent they can imagine is a consumer boycott of one of his twelve subsidiaries."

Capitalistic Totalitarianism by AbzuInExile February 1, 2026