Caperna

The coolest kid on the damn planet.

I hope some day I'll be as cool as Caperna

by Nicholas Mark December 9, 2004

Caperna

(Noun) That disgusting smell that overtakes you as you discover the three month old milk you left behind the couch.

(Adj.) To reek of ass.

Ive had shit come out of my ass that smells better than that!!

by TheSliceFool April 26, 2005

capernoited

Slightly tipsy!

After drinking all of the Guiness Sally was capernoited and James had to catch her fall.

by suxmy<3msU November 20, 2009

caternal

Like maternal, but instead of intense motherly tendencies towards a human, motherly tendencies towards a cat or cats.

"Where'd she go?"

"She got all caternal and started chasing that stray cat down an alley."

by chelseD July 15, 2010

Capernia

Capernia is someone beyond definitions. Nobody in the world can match up to her benevolence. Only she can have this name and no one else because of how unique and perfect she really is. She is the most beautiful person you can ever meet. She is also the world's greatest artist and is an art prodigy, with her paintings and drawings so perfect the atoms have a different structure than a normal one. Not to mention she's the descendant of Leonardo da Vinci. She is so, so, so impeccable that one may be envious and jealous for such an ability. It will take a while for one to adjust and learn to not be jealous of the Capernia, but rather enjoy her being around, for you will never meet anyone like her again. She is truly a special one. If you ever meet a Capernia, love her until the days end.

Man I miss Capernia, I don't think I'll ever meet someone like her.

by Samarah Zaki September 16, 2018

CAPERNOITED

drunk, under the influence

I got so capernoited last night that when Corporal Love was called to attention by my girlfriend, he was undoubtedly down for the count. Now she calls me "limp biscuit."

by weave September 22, 2003

cabernacle

something heaven sent, often sends out of rays of god's love.

I was lost until i found thy cabernacle

by chrismunez March 30, 2010