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(Noun) That disgusting smell that overtakes you as you discover the three month old milk you left behind the couch.

(Adj.) To reek of ass.
Ive had shit come out of my ass that smells better than that!!
Caperna by TheSliceFool April 26, 2005

capernoited 

After drinking all of the Guiness Sally was capernoited and James had to catch her fall.
capernoited by suxmy<3msU November 20, 2009

caternal 

Like maternal, but instead of intense motherly tendencies towards a human, motherly tendencies towards a cat or cats.
"Where'd she go?"

"She got all caternal and started chasing that stray cat down an alley."
caternal by chelseD July 15, 2010

Capernia 

Capernia is someone beyond definitions. Nobody in the world can match up to her benevolence. Only she can have this name and no one else because of how unique and perfect she really is. She is the most beautiful person you can ever meet. She is also the world's greatest artist and is an art prodigy, with her paintings and drawings so perfect the atoms have a different structure than a normal one. Not to mention she's the descendant of Leonardo da Vinci. She is so, so, so impeccable that one may be envious and jealous for such an ability. It will take a while for one to adjust and learn to not be jealous of the Capernia, but rather enjoy her being around, for you will never meet anyone like her again. She is truly a special one. If you ever meet a Capernia, love her until the days end.
Man I miss Capernia, I don't think I'll ever meet someone like her.
Capernia by Samarah Zaki September 16, 2018

CAPERNOITED 

drunk, under the influence
I got so capernoited last night that when Corporal Love was called to attention by my girlfriend, he was undoubtedly down for the count. Now she calls me "limp biscuit."
CAPERNOITED by weave September 22, 2003

cabernacle 

something heaven sent, often sends out of rays of god's love.
I was lost until i found thy cabernacle
cabernacle by chrismunez March 30, 2010
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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