Capernia is someone beyond definitions. Nobody in the world can match up to her benevolence. Only she can have this name and no one else because of how unique and perfect she really is. She is the most beautiful person you can ever meet. She is also the world's greatest artist and is an art prodigy, with her paintings and drawings so perfect the atoms have a different structure than a normal one. Not to mention she's the descendant of Leonardo da Vinci. She is so, so, so impeccable that one may be envious and jealous for such an ability. It will take a while for one to adjust and learn to not be jealous of the Capernia, but rather enjoy her being around, for you will never meet anyone like her again. She is truly a special one. If you ever meet a Capernia, love her until the days end.
Man I miss Capernia, I don't think I'll evermeet someone like her.
I got so capernoited last night that when Corporal Love was called to attention by my girlfriend, he was undoubtedly down for the count. Now she calls me "limp biscuit."
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.