capernoited 

Slightly tipsy!

After drinking all of the Guiness Sally was capernoited and James had to catch her fall.

capernoited by suxmy<3msU November 20, 2009

CAPERNOITED 

drunk, under the influence

I got so capernoited last night that when Corporal Love was called to attention by my girlfriend, he was undoubtedly down for the count. Now she calls me "limp biscuit."

CAPERNOITED by weave September 22, 2003