Cap Dick

An Asshole in a ball cap. A miserable unhappy jerk who is less than pleasant to his girlfriend...wears ball cap to hide the big donkey head that is attached to his fat human body.

Any town, any time, any place USA you can find some dude acting or looking like a cap dick.

by Tara Jacobs February 1, 2008

dick cap

when you wake up in the morning after a night of fucking and you go to piss and the jizz has crusted over the head of your cock resulting in your piss spraying all over like a garden hose with your thunb over the opening

person one: " Hey bro, why the fuck did you piss all over the wall this morning?"

Person 2: "Fuck you, I had my dick cap on."

by Sonny Red October 21, 2006

bust a cap in yo dick

1. The act of shooting someone up there dick hole

2. beating someones dick until it turns purple then giving the dick a hand job

1. Damn fool, i goin' bust a cap in yo dick!

2. Holy shit that mother fucker busted a cap in my dick last night!

by Jake Jon April 7, 2007

Dickhead Cap

Basically, it's a baseball cap, or any similar sort of hat worn by a chav. The majority of people who wear them are dickheads and the majority of dickheads wear them. A worse variety is a toerag cap, which is one worn backwards.

A Classic Dickhead Cap is a Baseball Cap in Burberry Check pattern.

by CaptainAHaB May 5, 2009