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Canonaco is a slang word used to describe a true master of his work. Originating from Switzerland, stemming from a great legacy of a master, Canonaco is spreading faster than any other Swiss creation. Becoming increasingly popular amongst college students, Canonaco is conquering the daily use of english and german.
God, you are a true Canonaco.

Yes Mr. Canonaco, you‘re officialy hired.
Not everyone can be like Canonaco.
Canonaco by Mr. Malek April 27, 2022
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canonico 

Fucking Hype god. If you see this specimen roaming the streets of Ohio, you might look twice and fall in love with his appearance. If you have your girl with you when he passes by, good luck finding a new one.
"Was that Canonico that just walked by? Shit i feel like a bum now..."
canonico by NotCanonico10 November 6, 2017

canoncock 

Pastor: “Express your canoncocks to each other.”

Church: “Canoncock to you” “Canoncock to you”
canoncock by ChurchGirl101 October 17, 2020

cannacough 

When you rip that sticky green so hard and cough so hard you turn into a zombie.
Dude! That joint made me cannacough now I can’t move.
cannacough by PennyLane82 October 31, 2020

Cannacouterment 

n. catch-all name for any and all devices for growing, harvesting, cutting, trimming, drying, curing, ingesting, grinding, holding, displaying, carrying, storing, and otherwise using, enjoying, medicating and working with cannabis and/or cannabis extracts.
"Do you still have that that leather cannacouterment that holds a lighter and three joints?"

Cannacoutrement 

n. catch-all name for any and all devices for growing, harvesting, cutting, trimming, drying, curing, ingesting, grinding, holding, displaying, carrying, storing, and otherwise using, enjoying, medicating and working with cannabis and/or cannabis extracts.
"Do you still have that leather Cannacoutrement that holds a lighter and three joints?"

Canoncondria 

When circumstances consistently deviate from expectations, resulting in setbacks or failures. It can be frustrating at the time, but it is usually something you can laugh about later.
Chad- "Why are you so late?"
Johnathan- "I slept through my alarm this morning, then I split my cereal down my favourite top, and then I missed my bus!"
Chad- "Oh that was quite the canoncondria!"
Canoncondria by Libby.E May 14, 2024
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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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