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Definitions by virginiacannabislawyers

Textroduction 

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Fiendship 

n. A relationship based on a common "Jones" (i.e. need) typically associated with illicit drugs and the need to score more.
"Sadly, I've made more Fiendships' in one day waiting on the corner for the man in the black rims to arrive than I've had real friendships in my entire life."
Fiendship by virginiacannabislawyers December 20, 2021

Canndiments 

n. Cannabis infused dressings, sauces and and other condiments for flavoring food.
"Hey Joey, please pass me Courtney's special sauce for my salad. The cannabis infused ranch dressing is amazing. If you love cannabis like me and want to catch a buzz while eating these delicious greens, then I highly recommend getting one of these fine Canndiments."

Cannacoutrement 

n. catch-all name for any and all devices for growing, harvesting, cutting, trimming, drying, curing, ingesting, grinding, holding, displaying, carrying, storing, and otherwise using, enjoying, medicating and working with cannabis and/or cannabis extracts.
"Do you still have that leather Cannacoutrement that holds a lighter and three joints?"

Cannacouterment 

n. catch-all name for any and all devices for growing, harvesting, cutting, trimming, drying, curing, ingesting, grinding, holding, displaying, carrying, storing, and otherwise using, enjoying, medicating and working with cannabis and/or cannabis extracts.
"Do you still have that that leather cannacouterment that holds a lighter and three joints?"