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Cannonballed 

When drunk on shots and the mind doesn't know we're your going but your legs get you there anyway
" I've had a bad week lets get cannonballed tonight WHOO"
Cannonballed by Billbo998 November 6, 2015
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cannonballed 

When someone intentionally fucks up another person's chances because of laziness or out of self-interest.
The head-hunter cannonballed my job application because she couldn't trust that I would stay in the position for more than 3 months conflicting with her company policy.
cannonballed by Persius April 4, 2007

Cannonballed 

When you take a dump and the impact between the turd and the water splashed you in the butt or testicles.
"I took a dump and it totally cannonballed my nuts"
Cannonballed by Watts83 May 8, 2014

Cannonballed 

See; Angry Pirate
When the aforementioned act is performed by two men on a single woman target at the same time, therefor, a double-team Angry Pirate. Thus, leading to "Cannonballed", which is often exclaimed after the act.
"Dude, we banged this chick last night, but she wasn't into creampies, so we fuckin' CANNONBALLED her!"
Cannonballed by Sam'n'Mike December 22, 2008

Cannonballed 

When a property owner knowingly reroutes dirty water (toilet water, dirty shower water, dirty sink water after doing dishes, etc) to the shower. Causing visitors to take showers in gross smelly water. Typically done at cheap motels and trailer parks.
Dude, what’s with the shower? The water smells gross.

It’s a cheap motel bro, they cannonballed the plumbing system.
Cannonballed by Ryyanrun August 29, 2023

Missouri Cannonball 

Materials Needed:
funnel, balloon, mixing bowl, wooden spoon

Preparation:
Pinch a glorious loaf in a glass mixing bowl of your choice. Add urine, then use a wooden spoon to work it into a soupy solution. Inflate the balloon by mouth, then insert the funnel into the opening of the balloon and pour the solution in while trying to keep as much air contained as possible. To maximize efficiency, the truly daring may choose to blow extra air into the balloon after the fecal matter has neen added. Tie the balloon (or "cannonball," if you will), then hide it where you will be engaging in sexual intercourse with your significant other.

Execution:
While boofing your partner from behind, discretely retrieve the cannonball from its hiding spot. Arm yourself by holding the balloon high above your head with two hands. Suddenly, pull out without saying a word. When your partner turns around, unleash your battle cry: "YAHTZEE!" Quickly hurl the cannonball at their face, popping the balloon, releasing the soupy fecal matter, and thus concluding your relationship.
Brad: "Hey Jack, what happened to you and Steph? I heard you two broke up."
Jack: "Well, she was pissing me off so I decided to hit her with the good ol' Missouri Cannonball."
Brad: "Hoez will be hoez."
Jack: "Real talk" *high five*
Missouri Cannonball by scrambangles November 19, 2012

Cum Cannonball 

A small ball of cum that is reserved into the tip of a males penis and is launched into velocity during the post ejaculatory piss, similar to a cannon ball in a cannon.
After masturbating Chandler decided to let his Cum Cannonball harden and then later launched it into the sink while urinating.
Cum Cannonball by Memphis Man November 3, 2013
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