A resident student or researcher at the University of Cambridge UK.
A native (IE born in or moved to while in infancy) Cambridge resident. As Londoner is the collective noun for London residents, Cantabridgian applies for Cambridge (UK).
Occasionally shortened to "Cantab." Obviously, this abbreviation is very easy to joke about.
Considering the fact that they attend the aforementioned university, this person is pretty much going to be a genius.
Mum, when I grow up I'm gonna be a smart Cantabridgian and I'll go learn at a big smart university and it'll be great cause I'm gonna have so much fun punting on the River Cam and everything, I can't wait to grow up!
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"